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[***]

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3
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I, uh-- I'm wearing the tie
we used last night.

4
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Mm-hm.

5
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Oh, how about--?
How about tonight

6
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you be the prisoner of love,
huh?

7
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Well, uh...

8
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Well, honey, I-- My--
My wrists are-- Are chafed.

9
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Oh, yeah. No. Yeah-- Yeah, I saw
the property yesterday,

10
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and I think-- I think it has
excellent building potential.

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Yeah.
Tell your fiancée I said hi.

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Russell says hi.

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Ahem. All right,
I'll see you later.

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Prisoner of love?

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Yeah, well, I got caught
trespassing in her pants...

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and convicted in sex court.

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So gay. All right,
come on to my office.

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Hey, Danielle.
Hi, Russell.

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Listen, I wanted to talk to you

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about that waterfront project,
all right?

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There's something I really need,

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and that is to have sex
with my new assistant.

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[MOUTHED SPEECH]

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You mean, that nice girl you
just didn't introduce me to?

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Yeah. Sorry, I just don't
want her to get too comfy.

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She's not gonna
be around here long.

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Company policy says
employees can't date.

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Well, it's your dad's company.
Talk to him.

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Well, that won't help.
He implemented the policy

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the day I started work.

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Just leave me out of this.

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I mean, this is a place
of business.

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I know, and I'm trying to get
down to business.

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But in order to ask her out,
I have to fire her.

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You can't do that.

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Oh, wait, you're right.

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Because if I fire her,
she'll be mad at me

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and then she won't
go out with me.

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No, you-- You can't do that
because it's wrong.

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Yes, it's wrong

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because I won't be getting
down to business.

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I get it.

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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]

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* How many ways
To say, "I love you?" *

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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? *

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* With you by my side *

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* There is no denyin' *

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* I can't wait
For me and you *

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[***]

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Ah, ah, ah, no bacon.

51
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Remember what the doctor said
about your cholesterol.

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We're really gonna listen
to a guy whose business card

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has a cartoon bunny
with a stethoscope on it?

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Yes. Because one day
I would like to celebrate

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our 50th wedding anniversary.

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Great, another party.
What's that gonna cost me?

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We have 37 years
to argue about it.

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Let's get started.
Why so much wine?

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Very cute. So listen,
Katy and Ray are all set

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to come over for dinner
on Saturday night.

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I really think
you're gonna like Ray.

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Why?

63
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What makes Ray different
than every other tool

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your friends married?

65
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You know, your attitude
going into this really stinks.

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I don't want to go into it.

67
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So "stinks"
is the right attitude.

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Look, I'm just trying to expand
our circle of friends

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to people outside
of our building, okay?

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We can't always hang out
with Adam and Jennifer.

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And it's not easy to...

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I'm sorry, what?

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Yeah, I said we need
more couple friends.

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Why do women feel the need
to keep accumulating friends?

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After college,
guys don't make new ones,

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we just cross old ones
off the list.

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Yes, and then
we have no friends,

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and we become some weird old
couple who run a lighthouse.

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I like lighthouses.

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They make me feel
more in proportion.

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You're gonna like Ray.
He works in finance, like you.

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He's a Mets fan and a Jets fan.

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And he also thinks
guys who wear fanny packs

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are not to be trusted.

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Has potential.
Mm-hm.

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Plus he knows everything
about wine and cheese,

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and every week
he sends Katy flowers.

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Potential fading.

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Eat your oatmeal.

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I see oats,
but I don't see a meal.

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[***]

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Oh, hello.

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Hello, Adam.

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What are you doing
outside of my office?

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Oh, I assumed Russell told you.

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He said I'm your assistant now
due to some sort of restructure

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of the corporateness.

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The corporate--
Corporateness?

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Okay, ex--
Excuse me, I...

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What are you doing?

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Hey, hey, congratulations,
you've got a new assistant.

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By the way,
fire her by Friday,

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'cause I got us tickets
to see Journey.

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You want me to do
your dirty work for you.

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No. Just fire her.

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I'll do me own dirty work.

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I told you to leave me
out of this.

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Oh, come on.

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I'll console her, hang out
with her and have sex with her.

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Everybody wins.

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Only you win.

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That's what I meant
by "everybody."

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You know, you've overlooked
one flaw in your little plan:

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I've always wanted
an assistant.

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Afraid you're out of luck,
squirt.

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Am I?

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You see, like a chess master,

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I'm always one move ahead.

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Let me call your office.

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DANIELLE:
Hot 97 rocks my world.

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What the hell was that?

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She's trying to win
a radio contest.

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She's not that bright, and
she needs constant validation,

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which are wonderful traits
in a date,

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but problematic in an assistant.

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No way. No way, you are not
gonna win this chess match.

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Adam, is it all right
if I take lunch now?

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Uh, i-it's 8:30
in the morning.

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Heh! Oops.

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I have my watch on upside down.

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It's your move.

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May I suggest pawn fires bimbo?

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Mm. Well, I'm not
gonna fire her,

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00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:28,088
so I think the next move is
Russell beats bishop.

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Oh.

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[***]

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All right, now, take a sip
of your wine.

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It'll taste different
than it did 10 minutes ago.

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It does taste different.

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Let me try.

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Drink your own.

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I finished it. I liked the way
it tasted 10 minutes ago.

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I told you, Ray really knows
his stuff.

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Now, here, I want you
to smell this.

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[CHORTLES]

146
00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:08,496
I'm a fan, but, uh,
Audrey hates that game.

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He was talking
about the cheese, Jeff.

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RAY:
Yes, Jeff.

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Now, if you'll grow up,
I'll cut the cheese.

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[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]

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You beat me to that one.

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Jeff's off cheese, though.

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We're, uh, trying to lower
his cholesterol.

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We're also lowering
his will to live.

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[LAUGHS]

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I'll go get us some coffee.

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I'll, uh-- I'll help.

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Really?

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00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,526
So you're having a good time.

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Yeah, you were right.
I like Ray.

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00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,095
Yeah? What about Katy?

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Who's Katy?

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Yeah, she's fine,
but with couple friends,

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I only have to like the guy.

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Unless, um, we're tossing keys
into a bowl

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at the end of the night.

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Wasn't funny at our wedding,

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isn't funny now.

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00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,015
Priest laughed.

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00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,086
Jeff, the Knicks are in town
this week,

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00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,454
and my company
has a skybox.

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00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,756
You two wanna come?

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00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,358
I speak for both of us
when I say yes,

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I'd love to go.

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Me too, that's so nice.

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I feel like we're going
on our second date.

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Well, then I'll expect more
than a kiss.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Get the bowl.

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Oh, my God,
it's almost 9.

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I totally forgot to record
America's Next Top Model.

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Oh, we can watch it here.
I'll go get some ice cream.

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There is nothing better

184
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than eating in front
of starving models.

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If you two are gonna watch that,

186
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maybe Jeff and I will go
to a sports bar

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to catch the end of the game?

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I think I speak for both of them
when I say they would not mind.

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[LAUGHS]
Oh,

190
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,026
look at you two boys,

191
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going on your first
play date.

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Don't ruin it.

193
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,366
You know, a couple may be
dropping out

194
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of our summer beach house.

195
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You guys like the beach?

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Yeah, but I gotta warn you
about how hairy Jeff is.

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Because if you're not ready,
it will hit you.

198
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,044
Thanks for dinner, Audrey.

199
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,746
I look forward to seeing you
at the game.

200
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,448
And I look forward to seeing you
at home later. Mm.

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00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,917
Mmm.

202
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,027
[SMOOCHING]

203
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,033
Hey.

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00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,601
Nice audible
with the sports bar.

205
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,169
Yeah, well, if you liked
that audible,

206
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,304
you'll love this: We're really
going to a strip club.

207
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:34,842
Sounds good, but I was looking
forward to watching the game.

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00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,576
Don't worry, they'll have it on.
Great.

209
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,945
You know a place?
Oh, yeah.

210
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,847
And trust me, the only thing
flat in there

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00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,615
are the TV screens.

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[LAUGHS]

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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
I get that.

214
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[***]

215
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,391
[***]

216
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,593
I think it's great
Adam has an assistant.

217
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,162
You're gonna lose this one.

218
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,030
The only thing I'm gonna lose
is a night of sleep

219
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,700
when Danielle and I gets it on.

220
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,336
[PHONE BEEPS]

221
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,337
Who's that?

222
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,873
Oh, that's Danielle.

223
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:09,142
She can't find her way
out of the parking garage.

224
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,011
She has a car?

225
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,046
No.

226
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,182
This could all end
if you just fire her.

227
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,318
He's not gonna fire her
just so you can sleep with her.

228
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,220
It's hard enough
for women in the workplace

229
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,122
without having to deal
with stuff like this.

230
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,392
Oh, I am woman, hear me bore.

231
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,827
Look, you can't fire her.

232
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,495
You were so excited
to have an assistant.

233
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,630
That's because I thought
she'd make my job easier.

234
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,066
Well, she still can.
Just because she's attractive

235
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,401
doesn't mean
she can't learn.

236
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,336
Train her so she can reach
her potential.

237
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,772
Mm. You know, you're right.
I'll give her some guidance,

238
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,441
I'm sure she'll be
a great assistant.

239
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,376
So king me, chess master.

240
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,847
That's checkers, idiot.

241
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,982
[***]

242
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,454
Oh, hey, hon.

243
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,655
Oh, hey. Did I wake you?

244
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,790
No, I was reading.

245
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,458
You guys have fun
watching the game?

246
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,594
We had fun watching everything.

247
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,396
I'm glad you hung out
with Ray.

248
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,866
Maybe some of his charm
will rub off on you.

249
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,967
[CHUCKLES]

250
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,136
What just rubbed off on me?

251
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,339
Is that glitter?

252
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,808
Funny story.

253
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,077
Tell me you didn't drag Ray
to a strip club.

254
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,678
I did not.

255
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,380
Jeff, he is not
one of your clients.

256
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,649
If Katy finds out, she'll think
you're a bad influence

257
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,751
and not wanna see us.

258
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,953
It was Ray's idea to go.

259
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,387
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, right.

260
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,990
Ray does not strike me
as a strip club kind of guy.

261
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,092
Maybe not from the waist up.

262
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,593
But, uh...

263
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,963
His, uh, lap
is like a dance floor.

264
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,401
I can't believe you're throwing
Ray under the bus

265
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,136
to save your own skin.

266
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:47,908
Hey, Ray's the one who let one
of the girls complete the, uh...

267
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,910
task at hand.

268
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,382
What?

269
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,584
Let's just say she tried
to start a fire

270
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,953
the old-fashioned way.

271
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,792
Oh, gross.

272
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,394
Wine-and-cheese Ray?

273
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,562
Flowers-for-his-wife Ray?

274
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,264
They're obviously guilt flowers.

275
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:15,635
Uh, if I ever give you flowers,
that's when you should worry.

276
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,471
Wow. So, what did you
say to him?

277
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,773
About what?

278
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,475
About the fact
that he cheated on Katy.

279
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,045
I didn't say anything.
That's between them.

280
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,646
So you don't care?

281
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,615
Doesn't affect me.

282
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,950
Now, if Katy catches him

283
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,752
and he loses the skybox
in the divorce,

284
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,788
that affects me.

285
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,224
[***]

286
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,926
You know, actually,
Jen and I once went

287
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,393
to a strip club together.

288
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,429
That's like bringing
the principal with you

289
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,165
when you play hooky.

290
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,567
My guess is
Jen really enjoyed herself.

291
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,568
She did.

292
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,937
Not surprising.

293
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,439
I've always gotten
kind of a lesbionic vibe

294
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,941
from your girl.

295
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,408
Yeah, keep dreaming, man.

296
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,710
She just likes the music
and the dancing--

297
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,046
Field hockey.

298
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,250
Don't make me beat you
with your own booster seat.

299
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,151
All right.

300
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,685
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

301
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,120
She likes men...

302
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,922
too.

303
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,391
So Audrey's cool with you
going to strip clubs?

304
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:15,295
Eh, she knows that I'm too cheap
to really enjoy them.

305
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,730
I mean, the girls just,
you know, pretend to like you.

306
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,798
They just want your money.

307
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,433
You don't say.

308
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,037
Hey, you know, uh,
when Jen and I went,

309
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,974
the girls were more interested
in dancing for her.

310
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,943
You don't say.

311
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,880
[PHONE BEEPS]

312
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,581
Oh, crap.

313
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,216
Who's that?

314
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,351
Oh, that's my assistant. I've
been helping her out lately

315
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,053
and she thinks
we're friends now,

316
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,856
so she keeps sending me pictures
of her with her puppy.

317
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,391
That's pretty unprofessional.

318
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:48,028
That's what I say.
Fire her.

319
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,098
No, no. I-- I'm gonna keep her
just to spite you.

320
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,866
Adam, as a manager,
you have to make sure

321
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,567
all your employees
pull their weight.

322
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,570
I demand excellence from anyone
who works for me.

323
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,972
This is her.

324
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,773
That's the kind of excellence
I demand.

325
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,910
[***]

326
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:06,880
Hey, hon.

327
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,148
Hey. I've been thinking...

328
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,983
[SIGHS]
Oh, boy.

329
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,585
What's wrong?

330
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,923
Well, it's never, "I've been
thinking we should visit

331
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,425
every ballpark in America."

332
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,697
I'm not thrilled with your, uh,
casual attitude

333
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,066
about what Ray did.

334
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,534
Oh, what, you're mad at me?

335
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,970
I should look like a hero
compared to him.

336
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,604
But you think it's all right.

337
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,741
I don't think anything,
because it's not my business.

338
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,711
Plus you know I would never
do what he did.

339
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,180
I know you wouldn't.

340
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,050
I mean, he had to hit the ATM
twice to pay her.

341
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220
I just thought you'd be
a little more disgusted

342
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,956
by his sleazy behavior.

343
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,158
Well, guys don't judge things
other guys do.

344
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,625
It's separate
from the friendship.

345
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,761
That's the code
that guys live by.

346
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,964
That's guy code.

347
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,231
So under guy code

348
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,200
you can just excuse
any bad behavior

349
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,169
just to go to a skybox?

350
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:05,638
It was invented by guys.

351
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,275
You know, if Katy were
an old friend, I would tell her,

352
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,243
I just don't know her
that well.

353
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,778
Even if you did, you couldn't.

354
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,413
Why not?
Because Ray told me,

355
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,782
and guy code demand
that it go no further.

356
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,184
But you told me.

357
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,187
I'm allowed to
because of marriage code.

358
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,788
That doesn't make any sense.

359
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,056
It makes perfect sense.

360
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,793
Guy code and marriage code
can intersect.

361
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,995
The information I gave you

362
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,263
is covered primarily
under guy code.

363
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,134
So again,
you can't tell Katy.

364
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,836
What about woman code?

365
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,405
Don't make me laugh.

366
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,810
I just can't stand the thought
of hanging out with Ray.

367
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,678
And thing's are gonna be weird
with Katy now,

368
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:49,416
knowing what I know about Ray
and the fire-starter.

369
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,685
I just wish we could get out
of this whole skybox thing.

370
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,421
You're the one who told me
how hard it is

371
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,156
to find another couple
to hang out with.

372
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,358
Just give it another try.
Oh, fine,

373
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,726
just keep that Ray
away from me.

374
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,228
Good.

375
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,929
And if things don't work out
with Ray and Katy,

376
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,599
sound the foghorn,
because it's lighthouse time.

377
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,502
[***]

378
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,537
Surprise.

379
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,705
Hi, honey, what are you
doing here?

380
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,774
Russell invited me
to come by for lunch.

381
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,775
Mwah.

382
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,310
Surprise.

383
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,146
I wanted her to meet
your new assistant.

384
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,281
Okay, I get it,
you want her to be jealous,

385
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,949
but she's not
the jealous type.

386
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,218
Yeah. Besides, I already know
she's gonna be pretty

387
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,819
or you wouldn't be after her.

388
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,622
So, what's the point
in dragging me all the way...

389
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,558
down here?

390
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,326
Oh, there she is.

391
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,262
JENNIFER:
That's her?

392
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,197
She's lovely.

393
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,300
Yes, and she'll be working
very closely with Adam.

394
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,670
Long hours, late nights.

395
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,773
Jennifer trusts me.

396
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,642
Yeah, completely.

397
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,978
Anyway, hey, nice try.

398
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,413
Take a walk.

399
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,615
The battle's over,
but the war rages on.

400
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,217
Yeah.
Russell, thanks for the memo

401
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,818
about Tank Top Tuesday.

402
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:03,090
Oh, my pleasure. Don't forget
about Thong Thursday.

403
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,226
Here are the copies you wanted.
Thank you.

404
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,994
Danielle,
this is my fiancée, Jennifer.

405
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,296
It's so nice to meet you.

406
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,098
Sorry I hung up on you
all those times.

407
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,165
That's okay.
By the way,

408
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,701
Hot 97 also rocks my world.

409
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,636
Adam is so sweet.

410
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,406
No one has ever taken the time
to work so closely with me.

411
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,875
[CHUCKLES]
Don't we have a great guy?

412
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,245
Yes, we do. Heh-heh.

413
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,679
It was nice to meet you.

414
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,780
You too.

415
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,781
[CHUCKLES]

416
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,049
Ah.

417
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,451
You know, she's come
such a long way

418
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,253
in a short time.
I am so glad

419
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,255
you convinced me
to stick with her.

420
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,590
What's wrong?

421
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,228
I want you to fire her.

422
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,062
[***]

423
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,098
Ray, this skybox is great.

424
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,966
The tickets just fell
into my lap.

425
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,237
Your lap's been busy this week.

426
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,172
Take it easy.

427
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,473
So, Audrey,

428
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,208
guess who they asked
to be guest sommelier

429
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,476
at my wine club this week?

430
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,245
Who?
Who do you think?

431
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,680
Ignore him, he just wants
his ego stroked.

432
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,681
[BOTH GIGGLE]

433
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,452
Ha-ha-ha!
It is his ego's turn now?

434
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,121
I'm gonna go freshen
my drink.

435
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,356
Oh, I'll come with you.

436
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,360
This is great, huh?
You're watching the game,

437
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,694
your wife thinks
it's a date.

438
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,597
Oh, my God.
Fried mozzarella sticks.

439
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,506
You know what?

440
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,176
Audrey's gonna have to forget
about a 50th anniversary.

441
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,645
If she wants a party, she can
throw me a lavish funeral.

442
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,047
So it's definite.

443
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,516
The other couple
did drop out

444
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,050
of the Jersey Shore house.
Did you talk to Jeff?

445
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,920
Uh, I did, and we're not gonna
be able to do it.

446
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,522
Why not?

447
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:46,793
Jeff can't share a bathroom
with other people.

448
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,929
Believe me,
everybody wins there.

449
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,464
Oh...

450
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,434
Oh, sweet,
delicious grease.

451
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,204
Keep an eye on Audrey
for me, if you would.

452
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,138
She's still on
cholesterol patrol.

453
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,973
What's that, Jeff?

454
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,275
Of course I won't tell Audrey

455
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,878
you're eating your ninth
mozzarella stick.

456
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,415
What the hell are you doing?

457
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,218
Jeff.

458
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,485
Why are you eating those,
huh?

459
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,086
What about your cholesterol?

460
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,155
Busted. Hee-hee!

461
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,992
I thought I was entitled.
I've been pretty good lately.

462
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,462
He's been good. He only had
three baskets of onion rings

463
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,063
the other night
at the sports bar.

464
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,366
Oh, I give up.

465
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,468
Eat whatever you want.

466
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,371
Hey, shrimp.

467
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,808
Um, why did you do that?

468
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,810
Oh, come on, man.
I'm just busting your stones.

469
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,380
My stones are fine.
You just broke guy code.

470
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,615
Oh, forget about guy code.
This was funny.

471
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,116
I'd never tell your wife
something

472
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,418
you didn't want her to know.

473
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,119
Are you talking about
the other night?

474
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,455
You wouldn't tell Katy that.

475
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,756
Wouldn't tell me what?

476
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,493
[***]

477
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,631
Well, in the back of my mind,

478
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,068
I always knew
Ray was gonna be a tool.

479
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,672
Just toss him in the shed
like the rest of them.

480
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,340
I don't know
how you just stood there

481
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,108
while he lied his way
out of it.

482
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,811
Had to. Guy code.

483
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,448
So under guy code, a guy cheats
and lies, no problem?

484
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,717
Tells your wife
you're eating poorly,

485
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,751
dead to you.

486
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:23,823
Guy code is very clear
on fried cheese.

487
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,359
At least we still have Adam
and Jennifer to hang out with.

488
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,395
Who's Jennifer?

489
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,898
Hey, look, we're no worse off
than we were before.

490
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,900
And I was pretty happy then.

491
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,602
Aw, thank you.

492
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,338
Wait till you're stuck
in a lighthouse with me.

493
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,972
Won't be so bad.

494
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,742
If we get bored,
we can turn off the big light

495
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,077
and watch the ships
bang into each other.

496
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,613
[GIGGLES]

497
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,885
Speaking of banging
into each other...

498
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,821
[***]

499
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,526
This is nice.

500
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,794
Yeah,
it's like a picnic.

501
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,062
[LAUGHS]

502
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,765
So every day, huh?

503
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,136
I think it's a fair compromise.

504
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:13,005
I'm glad Danielle got
my memo about Muumuu Monday.

505
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,644
[RINGS]

506
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,379
Hot 97 rocks my world.

507
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,280
Oh, my God!
Are you serious?

508
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,649
That's right, little lady.

509
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,217
You've answered
with the phrase that pays.

510
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,587
You've won a lot of money,
so why don't you go down

511
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,758
to your boss's office and
tell him you're outta there?

512
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,761
Check and time for me to mate.

513
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,764
[***]

514
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,702
[***]